just look at this place it's on fire
it's like hell but uglier

uwu
AND NO HIS PET IS NOT UWU
IT WILL EAT YOUR WALLET

GO TF BACK
RIGHT NOW

he'll scam you
and make you join a ponzi scheme cult
he has a bodycount

i'm dead serious
you like any character?
tell them to stay away
there's no friend in him

you can't trust that hairdo
hasn't seen a comb since 1970
he wasn't even born then
but he doesn't care bc he can TIMETRAVEL

EVERTYHING AROUND HIM IS A RED FLAG

YOU'LL BE DEADER THAN THE MINESWEEPER GUY